Friday, December 17, 2010

festivus--the airing of grievances

december 23rd is just around the corner...and that means it is time for the celebration of festivus for the rest of us!  now everyone gather your family around, partake in your festivus meal, gather round the festivus pole and settle in...it is time for the airing of grievances!


**cruella we will start with you!  you have disappointed us greatly in 2010!  you are shallow and a MEAN girl!  you bully and manipulate people and it is sickening!  you live in an alternate universe where you think everyone loves you, when in fact, you are despised.  karma will eventually get you and when it does i hope that i have a front row seat for the show!

**alabama politicians (well politicians in general) -- you have embarrassed our state by your unethical behavior!  when our great country was founded our leaders were to serve a term and go back to their jobs...you have followed along with a great majority of politicians and decided that this is a sweet deal and refuse to go back into a real job. ...instead you think you know more about the common people and thus can make decisions for our lives!  you too are in line for karma, well some of you have been caught and are living with that karma...others watch out, karma is coming for you!

**facebook, i have several grievances for you! first, why must you continually change?  i get used to one setting and then have to learn another one...AND your suggestions for my friends, seriously, just because 1 friend of mine is friends with 200 people, i don't know them, why put them in my feed...i am happy to look for those who i want to friend, i don't need your suggestions!

**reality stars, i don't care about you, i don't care what you think, i don't care what you are doing...so just go back to your real world and shut up already!

**stupid people...you bring most if not all of your problems on yourself...if you quit making stupid decisions your life will improve!  if you continue to make stupid decisions, keep it to yourself, i do not want or need to hear of your latest mishap!  pay your bills, act like an adult, don't drink so much and go home with strangers...your life will improve, but regardless keep you mouth shut about your stupidity it just makes you that much more of a loser!

**ignorance of proper grammar...if you are going through something it is THROUGH not THRU and if you are going to buy something is YOU'RE or YOU ARE not YOUR, don't even get me started on their, there, they are...people really you look ignorant and i am tired of ignorant people!

**doctor offices...if i make an appointment for 1:00, i expect to walk in a few minutes before 1:00 and be called back to see the doctor at 1:00, NOT 3:30!  don't let your office staff overbook you, stay on task and get your patients in and out...my time is valuable...your offices are not a wonderful place to hangout...i don't want to catch lord knows what from the other sick people in the waiting room waiting to see you!

**morons who use their cellphones ALL the time...i don't want to hear of your family drama while i am in the grocery store...i don't want to hear of your medical crisis while i am in a public bathroom...you bluetooth headset users freak me out walking through the supermarket talking with what appears to be NO ONE!

**walmart/target/major grocery stores, if you have 20 lanes open, have more than 2 open at peak times...i seriously don't want to waste my time in a line 15 people deep because you don't want to open another lane!

**patrons of starbucks...know what you want to order before you get into line and know the proper lingo/etiquette for placing your order!

**to a certain visitor to our house...do not use my razor...it is mine! it is personal and i do not want to share it with anyone...i should not have to hide my razor when you visit!

**spammers...please STOP sending me emails...i don't want to try your products, i don't want you reminding me of sales, etc.  if i am looking for a product, i will go searching for it! i do not need your help in any fashion!

these aren't all of my grievances, but that is enough to get off of my chest to make me feel so much better!!!










feel free to link up and air your grievances, trust me you will feel so much better!

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